Professor Phardtpounders Colon Cleaner Hot Sauce - Elixir of capsaicin extremus is an excellent creation of a Caribbean mustard hot sauce. It delivers heat and an unforgettable island flavor to your meals, to say nothing of the laughs and chuckles it will bring when you put a bottle on your table. You must keep a bottle in your collection at all times.
Crapper Jon's Ultra Hot Sauce (5 FL.OZ. / 150 ml): Bypass the middleman and save your ass. You have to hunt and search for a sauce this good and hot. But you, your anus, toilet, and any critters have to sufer in the long run. This sauce is so delicious, it's a shame not to enjoy it's flavor. So take a chance and salivate over the taste and wait for the outcome another day. Ingredients: Cane Syrup, Tomato Sauce, Distilled Vinegar, Fresh Onions, Mustard, Celery, Garlic, Sugar, Fresh Peppers, Garlic Salt, and Spices. Brand: Micanopy Sauces Manufacturer: Micanopy Gold Awards: none
We call the dude on the label the "Bones Man." He's a hard ridin' biker buddy of mine; who is always thought of himself as a bad motor scooter, until he tried the Brain Damage Mind Blowin Hot Sauce. Now this hot sauce is not for wimps or people just eat up with I.Q. It is for people like Bones...people with an adventurous soul looking for cheap thrills. The kink of folks who get their kicks Spittin' into the wind or arm rasslin with big women. Like Bones Man says every time he eats Crazy Jerry's Brain Damage Mind Blowin Hot Sauce - Thank gawd the only time I need my brains is when I ride. Have a great and Hot day. Crazy Jerry ain't so crazy after all... this stuff is GREAT.
Inhalation Hazard... may cause nose hairs to combust.. That Crazy Jerry has really done it this time. Not only is this a great blister-your-butt kind of super sauce, but it comes in a real metal mustard gas canister.