CaJohns Fanny Fart Hot Sauce
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CaJohns Fanny Fart Hot Sauce
The Sauce That Puts the “Gas” in Gastronomy.
Hold onto your rocking chair and warn the dog—Fanny Fart Hot Sauce is about to blow through the kitchen like a granny with zero shame and a finger pointed straight at you. This fiery formula doesn’t tiptoe in politely… it rockets right onto your plate, announces itself loudly, and leaves a trail of laughter in its wake.
From pizza to pasta, beans to BBQ, and just about everything in between, Fanny Fart makes any dish downright extraordinary. One splash and—boom—your food’s got attitude, aroma, and just enough stank to make the neighbors suspicious.
Crafted with a masterful blend of Cayenne, Habanero, and Red Hatch Chiles, this sauce brings balanced, everyday heat that keeps you coming back for more. Those chiles are backed up by a savory crew of Carrots, Celery, Red Bell Pepper, Onion, and Garlic, delivering rich flavor that proves this isn’t just noise—it’s seriously good eating.
This is Flatulence-o-plenty flavor with a purpose:
Big taste without overwhelming heat
Perfect for daily use as a go-to table sauce
Bold enough for chili and wings, friendly enough for eggs and sandwiches
Guaranteed to inspire fart jokes for days
Granny calls it like she sees it:
“Just put some stank on it.”
“Dang, Granny!”
“Farts that make the dog run and hide.”
And when you least expect it, she’ll lean over with a grin and say,
“Pull my finger.”
CaJohns Fanny Fart Hot Sauce
A loud, proud, laugh-out-loud table sauce that proves great flavor doesn’t need manners—
just guts.
CaJohns Fiery Foods - Award Winning Flavor With Fire!
Distilled Vinegar, Cayenne Pepper Mash (Cayenne Peppers, Salt), Water, Garlic Powder, Cayenne Pepper Powder, Pure Cane Sugar, Salt, Black Pepper, Granulated Garlic, Vegetable Mix (Carrots, Celery, Red Bell Pepper, Onion), Habanero Pepper Powder, Red Hatch Chile Powder, Xanthan Gum, Lemon Extract (Alcohol, Water, Oil of Lemon)
