Choke Your Chicken! Garlic Habanero Pepper Sauce with Rubber Chicken Keychain
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Choke Your Chicken! Garlic Habanero Pepper Sauce with Rubber Chicken Keychain
Don’t Stroke It… Choke It!
Hold onto your taste buds and loosen your sense of decorum, because Choke Your Chicken! Garlic Habanero Pepper Sauce is here to turn your meals into a full-blown poultry panic party. This isn’t just hot sauce—it’s a gastronomic adventure with a side of rubber chicken chaos.
Every bottle comes with a rubber chicken keychain, perfect for choking, squeezing, or just laughing at your own culinary audacity. The sauce itself? Hot enough to choke your chicken, but delicious enough to actually eat with your chicken—or wings, steak, eggs, tacos, burgers… heck, even your vegetables won’t be safe.
How to use:
Apply liberally. Don’t be shy—your meat wants the heat.
Wake up your senses. Garlic, habanero, and savory goodness will make your tongue do the cha-cha.
Choke your chicken… responsibly. Seriously, the rubber one.
Caution: Overuse may cause temporary blindness (wink, wink), sudden sweating, spontaneous squealing, and/or extreme culinary satisfaction. Use sparingly if you value your eyesight—or boldly if you don’t.
This is the perfect gift or collector’s bottle for hot sauce fanatics, pranksters, or anyone who enjoys a little ridiculous, fiery fun at the table. Whether it’s for flavor, humor, or pure chaotic joy—it’s time to get chokin’ that chicken!
Choke Your Chicken! Garlic Habanero Pepper Sauce—perk up your meat, wake up your senses, and never, ever stroke it.
Distilled Vinegar, Aged Red Habanero Peppers, Salt, Dehydrated Carrots, Dehydrated Onions, Dehydrated Garlic, and Gum Blend