CaJohns Queen of Farts Hot Sauce
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CaJohns Queen of Farts Hot Sauce
Long May She Reign… and Let One Rip.
Cut the cheese, sound the trumpets, and clear the throne room—
The Queen of Farts has arrived.
This infamous State of the Fart Hot Sauce rules with grace, giggles, and just enough royal wind to keep the court entertained. Elegant yet cheeky, this sauce proves that you don’t need face-melting heat to make a majestic statement. Sometimes all it takes is exotic flavor, gentle heat, and a noble pfffft.
Her Majesty’s royal recipe begins with a lavish blend of Pineapple, Papaya, and Guava, delivering tropical sweetness fit for a crown. Then comes a regal sprinkle of Curry Powder, bold Garlic, and a carefully chosen handful of beautiful Red Habanero Peppers—just enough heat to warm the palace without burning it down.
The result?
A smooth, flavorful sauce with gentle, approachable heat that’s enjoyable for everyone—from loyal subjects to first-time courtiers.
Perfectly suited to rule over:
Chicken, meats, and seafood
Rice dishes and curries
Vegetarian feasts and plant-based banquets
Any meal that could use a little royal gas power
This all-natural sauce adds exotic flair, royal flavor, and a whole lot of personality to your table. It’s sophisticated enough for fine dining… yet childish enough to make everyone laugh when they read the label.
So bow low.
Bend the knee in flatulence.
And declare your loyalty.
God Save the Queen…
The Queen of Farts.
A royal blast of flavor you’ll be proud to serve—
and slightly embarrassed to explain.
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Tropical Fruit Salad (Pineapple, Red and Yellow Papaya, Guava, Water, Sugar, Passion Juice, Citric Acid), Distilled Vinegar, Red Habanero Pepper Mash (Red Habanero Pepper, Salt), Curry Powder (Spices, Turmeric, Salt, Contains Mustard), Granulated Garlic, Xanthan Gum, Lemon Extract (Alcohol, Water, Oil of Lemon)
