Crazy Jerry's Mustard Gas Hot Sauce
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Crazy Jerry’s MUSTARD GAS Hot Sauce
INHALATION HAZARD
MAY CAUSE NOSE HAIRS TO COMBUST
EXTREMELY HOT – USE WITH CAUTION
BIO-HAZARD LEVEL HEAT DETECTED
Welcome to the danger zone. Crazy Jerry’s Mustard Gas Hot Sauce is not a condiment—it’s an incident. This over-the-top creation was engineered for extreme heat seekers who laugh at warning labels and consider pain part of the flavor profile.
Formulated with Oleoresin Capsicum, this sauce delivers an immediate, aggressive heat that hits fast and refuses to let go. The burn is reinforced with a sinister blend of mustard, turmeric, onion, garlic, and carefully selected spices that add depth, body, and a shockingly savory backbone beneath the chaos.
The flavor comes first—right before everything else catches fire.
This is not for casual use. This is not for beginners. This is for thrill-seekers, heat junkies, and culinary daredevils who believe fear is just another ingredient.
SAFETY NOTES (READ CAREFULLY):
Use sparingly. Seriously.
Avoid direct inhalation.
Protective eyewear optional. Gas mask highly recommended.
Not responsible for scorched taste buds, spontaneous sweating, or sudden life reflections.
Flavor Profile & Uses:
Brutal, immediate heat with lingering intensity
Savory mustard-forward notes with aromatic spice depth
Best used as a drop-in challenge sauce, heat booster, or reckless finishing touch
If you’re looking for subtlety, balance, or restraint—move along.
If you’re looking to cross a line, congratulations… you just found it.
Crazy Jerry’s MUSTARD GAS Hot Sauce
Handle with care. Or don’t.
Mustard (Distilled Vinegar, #1 Mustard Seed, Salt, Turmeric and Spices), Distilled Vinegar, Water, Oleoresin Capsicum, Dry Mustard, Garlic Powder, Onion Powder
