Ole Fart Hot Sauce - FW5
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A Blast From the Past… and Straight Out Your… well, you know.
Meet the granddaddy of gut-rumblers: Fire Works Ole Fart, the Red Habanero hot sauce that proves wisdom doesn’t always come with age—but explosive heat sure does.
Bottled under the legendary banner of Fire Freak Butt Burnin’ Hot Sauces, this relic of culinary chaos is loaded with enough Red Hot Habanero Heat to make even the oldest, crankiest geezer let out a whistle from the wrong end.
This sauce doesn’t tiptoe onto your tastebuds—oh no. It stomps in like a retiree power-walking through the mall, waving its cane and shouting, “Pull my finger!” The fiery habanero punch hits fast, hits hard, and hits southbound before you can say fiber supplement.
Expect:
- A vintage-style burn that warms your soul and scorches your seat.
- A flavor so bold your tastebuds will wonder if they just got drafted into a chili pepper war.
- Aftershocks that may require you to hold onto something sturdy.
Whether you love it hot, love it loud, or just love watching your friends panic after bragging about their spice tolerance, Fire Works Ole Fart is your ticket to fireworks—front end and back.
Love it hot? Fire it up!
Just don’t say we didn’t warn you when the “blast from the past” becomes a “blast from your… past.”
FIRE FREAK BUTT BURNIN' HOT SAUCES!
Water, Jalapeno Peppers, Rice Wine Vinegar, Green Bell Peppers, Carrots, Lemon Juice (Water, Concentrated Lemon Juice, Sodium Benzoate, and Sodium Metabisulfite (as Preservatives), and Lemon Oil), Onions, Red Habanero Peppers, Garlic, Salt
