President Trump's Not Guilty Hot Sauce
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President Trump’s NOT GUILTY Hot Sauce
The Sauce That Beats the Heat… And Beats the Charges.
When they said it was too bold… NOT GUILTY.
When they claimed it was too hot… NOT GUILTY.
When they insisted no table sauce could be this good… STILL NOT GUILTY.
Introducing President Trump’s NOT GUILTY Hot Sauce — the fiery, defiant, proudly unshakable sauce that refuses to apologize for having BIG flavor. This is the bottle that stands tall, stands tough, and stands between you and a lifetime of bland food.
Inside this beautifully innocent bottle, you’ll find a power combo of
Aged Red Habanero Peppers, Carrots, Onion, and Garlic — a classic table sauce blend perfected to go on literally everything. Burgers? Approved. Hot dogs? Cleared of all wrongdoing. Fried chicken? Absolutely vindicated.
And stamped right on the bottle, loud and proud:
“They’re Not After Me, THEY’RE AFTER YOU… I’m Just Standing in the Way!”
A battle cry against boring meals everywhere.
Whether you’re grilling, dipping, slathering, or celebrating courtroom drama with a wink, this sauce delivers maximum flavor with zero convictions. The Mug Shot label only adds to its legend — a spicy reminder that great taste always walks free.
Pro-Trump flavor.
Pro-table-sauce excellence.
NOT GUILTY heat.
The biggest, best sauce ever —
CASE CLOSED.
Aged Red Habanero Peppers, Distilled Vinegar, Water, Salt, Vegetable Blend (Dehydrated Carrots, Onions and Garlic), Xanthan Gum, Natural Flavor, Guar Gum
