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Wake the Fuck Up Original Coffee
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Wake the Fuck Up Original Coffee


Need to be alert? Got some studying to do? Working late? Can't afford to fall asleep at the wheel? Here's your remedy. This coffee makes a seriously strong f*cking cup of joe. It'll put a stride in your step and some lead in your pencil. Not to mention, that you'll probably reorganize the garage and finally get to the lawn. Wake The F**k Up and live! Your new motto can be sleep is for the dead. You won't perspire, you'll percolate. This is clearly a better option to the caffeine IV drip.

Ingredients:
Coffee

Order now and this item will be shipped on 12/24/2024

Nutrition Fact|Value/Serving
Heat Rating Heat Rating: 0 N/A
Pepper None
Gluten Free Not Gluten Free
Kosher Not Kosher
Volume 16.00
Calories 6.25
Total Sugar 0.00
Total Carbohydrates 6.25
Total Protein 0.00
Saturated Fat 6.25
Total Fat 6.25

Need to be alert? Got some studying to do? Working late? Can't afford to fall asleep at the wheel? Here's your remedy. This coffee makes a seriously strong f*cking cup of joe. It'll put a stride in your step and some lead in your pencil. Not to mention, that you'll probably reorganize the garage and finally get to the lawn. Wake The F**k Up and live! Your new motto can be sleep is for the dead. You won't perspire, you'll percolate. This is clearly a better option to the caffeine IV drip.

Items of Interest