Wimp Retardant X-Hot Sauce
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Ingredients:
Habanero Peppers, Apple Cider Vinegar, Salt, Xanthan Gum, Celery Seed, Mustard, Red Pepper, Black Pepper, Bay Leaf, Clove, Allspice, Ginger, Mace, Cardamom, Cinnamon, and Paprika.
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Nutrition Fact
|Value/Serving |
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| Heat Rating | Heat Rating: 9 |
| Pepper | Habanero Pepper |
| Gluten Free | Not Gluten Free |
| Kosher | Not Kosher |
| Volume | 5.70 |
| Calories | 0.00 |
| Total Sugar | 0.00 |
| Total Carbohydrates | 3.71 |
| Total Protein | 0.00 |
| Saturated Fat | 3.71 |
| Total Fat | 0.00 |
Ladies & Gentlemen! After years of perfecting my formulations, I have achieved precisely that. Everyone gather around so you don't miss this offer! It's hot, it's delicious, and it will change your life; Professor Payne Indeass' collection of sensational hot sauces! Take notes, because Sphincter Shrinker, Butt Pucker, Anal Angst, Flamin' Flatulence and Wimp Retardant are sure to be the cure-all remedies to all of your problems.